Thursday, August 7, 2008

My Day In Work

Today was an interesting day in work. My boss comes over to me and tells me she has a "project" that she needs help on. Don't you just love old people, they are so fucking PC. A "project" means busy work for me that she probably doesn't feel like doing because of the minute amount of brain cells it requires. But for the sake of being polite, I continue listening knowing exactly what is coming.

She begins to paint this picture of an interesting research project I will be doing that will be greatly contributing to the proposal due in a few days. The translation is that I'm doing required appendix material that will never even see the light of day unless a lawsuit is filed against the project. Using verbage such as fun, interesting, important, and informative doesn't trick me into wanting to due the project you stupid bitch.

The clincher is in the way she said it, with a high pitched raised voice as if talking to a child. Since I am neither a child nor her child, I would have appreciated her doing her shit herself and leaving me to my normal internet surfing which has become a staple of my day.

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