Everyone works with crazy people at a job they probably hate. I am no different. I started a job and have only been working there for a month. I get paid great, get great benefits and everybody is extremely nice to me. The problem is I hate my job. The work is boring and I need constant entertainment. I'm also a complete asshole which doesn't help either.
I am the worst kind of asshole. The one you never see coming or expect. I'm the type of guy that brings in doughnuts to work, makes small talk with everyone on the way to the cubicle and inquires about everyone's children. In actuality I really don't give a shit. My favorite part of the day is looking at the physical characteristics of the females I work with and comparing them to animals. Orangutan breasts, pig-like faces, elephant asses...you know the usual suspects.
I hope you enjoy my writing. I will speak the truth as much as I can however names and some situations will obviously have to be changed so I can continue to write under the anonymous handle. Its going to get interesting in here.
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